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Joke of the Day

"My mom told me to stop watching TV and read something. So I turned on the subtitles."

"Sheryl Sandberg's husband died while exercising on a treadmill. He was trying to get his Lean In."

"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to walk around the world? She drowned."

"Case In Court After The Jasleen Kaur Case He argued... She argued... . . . . He shouted... She shouted... . . . . .. and then she cried...... . . . . Result: She won by Duckworth-Lewis method !!"

"Apart from the name, what similarities do pencil rubbers and rubber johnnys share? They both erase mistakes."

"What are 8 Hobbits? One hobbyte."

"My friend is so easy to manipulate... I once convinced him to go to the hospital by putting a piece of glass in his neck. ^Apologies ^to ^American ^Dad!"

"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."

"deleted scenes are rarely worth the time but on Honey I Shrunk the Kids check out one where the dad thinks he's alone and starts jerking it"

"Bioluminescent fry said to have a bright future"