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Joke of the Day

"Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin"

"Fat goths are morbidly obese."

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"

"What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated ""Don't worry, I still have my third one."""

"[Calls Ex-Girlfriend] Remember all those hair-ties and Bobby pins you lost? Well, I found all 5,000 while moving."

"""Whoo, take off your tits!"" -confused pervert"

"What do you call a woman with big tits who doesn't make sandwiches? A compromise."

"My mother always told me ""if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all""...and some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."

"What do you call an agreeable neighbor? ....a yaybor."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, I'm giving you a blow job!"