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Joke of the Day
"What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters? White noise"
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"No, YOUR illiterate."
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"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""
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"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."
"What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?"