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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the boots say to the cowboy? A: You ride -- I'll go on foot."
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"Im not your friend, buddy"
"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What did the greek cow say? "
"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers"
"What is similar between gas and water? Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded"
"[walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? [another bottle with message washes against my feet]"
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! I said STOP RUNNING! STOP RUNN.. YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!"