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Joke of the Day

"So two astronauts walk into a club on the moon... One says to the other, ""Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"""

"I started 2016 with a goal to lose 20 pounds Only 30 more to go and I'm there!"

"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."

"I've just achieved a week and counting without Reddit! I just had to tell you guys of my accomplishment!"

"caught my son running a google search for "" shit stain pussy "". i am beyond distraught. we are strictly a Bing family"

"What do you call over the counter Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"

"If helium lifts things could you say It's a source of light?"

"What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men? A warden"

"Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? (Nsfw) I can't jelly my dick in your sisters ass!"