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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""
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"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!"
"You're saying that the two people I don't want for president, one is in poor health? I'm voting for the dying one."
"Now that they found water on #Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19?"
"Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just spend all that Acme money to buy an actual dinner?"
"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"
"Congratulations to Janet Jackson for having a baby at age 50! When I was 50, I wasn't even strong enough to push a child out of my way."
"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"
"A man was about to jump off the Empire State Building... A physicist runs up to him and shouts ""Don't do it you have so much potential!"""
"Question ? Do old lesbians try to look like Rod Stewart or does Rod Stewart try to look like an old lesbian?"