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"What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Cuntswaylow."
"Best response by a nursing home patient ever. I asked my patient, ""how ya feelin today""? He whispers while still half asleep, ""with my fingers."""
"My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday. So we sat outside McDonald's."
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent."
"Can you imagine life without women? It would be a pain in the ass."
"A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters."
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