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Joke of the Day

"Grandma got run over by a Prius. Grandma is fine. The Prius is totaled. And there's glitter and Obama stickers everywhere. Merica."

"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"

"Taint Why is the taint called your taint? because it taint your nuts and it taint your ass."

"do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"

"I hate when you compliment on their mustache... ..and suddenly she's not your friend anymore."

"When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail... When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40 A month later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2"

"What music do they play in a mexican bathroom? Earth wind and fire"

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

"Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named ""Kevin""."

"Talk to your kids about drugs. Talk to your stepdads about jazz. Like, just generally be polite and ask people about their interests."