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Joke of the Day

"before cameras, people would have to say ""cheese"" for two hours while they got their portrait painted"

"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."

"[Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up"

"I was attacked by tiny bees.... The experience was belittling."

"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."

"Who's the biggest slut ever? Mrs. Pacman--for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."

"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."

"How does god receive prayers? knee-mail"

"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."

"If our body is made of cells, what's a picture made of? Pixels."