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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber and Selena have broken...dammit they were my favorite lesbian couple!!"

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"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free"
"Q: What did the boots say to the cowboy? A: You ride -- I'll go on foot."
"""How long have you been chopping wood for?"" ""I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"""
"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."
"Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere."
"Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? No one told him he's black."
"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"
"I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together We severed Thais"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, homosexual rooster? Dude'll do a cock!"