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Joke of the Day
"What should you never say to a brony? Hello"
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"The lead singer of Dead Or Alive has died. Guess that answers *that* question."
"Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems? Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel.."
"Oh, you climbed Mt. Everest? Well, I live with 4 teenagers and ALL the laundry in the house is clean AND folded. ."
"my revisionist Snakes on a Plane movie is just some snakes going on vacation and having an awesome time"
"What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"
"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."
"The doctor told Harry Potter to drink 2L of Water a Day, but Harry didn't listen. Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone."
"Two flies are on a toilet seat. One gets pissed off."
"Dear Abby, My pastor insists that being gay is wrong, yet he ends all his letters with the words ""In Him"" Help! Perplexed in Poughkeepsie"