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Joke of the Day
"What should you never say to a brony? Hello"
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"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
"Thor. He follows the same naming conventions as macho men with their dogs. Thor means thunder. But also the literal translation of Mjolnir is ""crusher""."
"I try not to let facts or sound reasoning get in the way of a good rationalization."
"The problem with political jokes is.. Too many get elected."
"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now."
"A dung beetle walks into a bar.... The bartender asks,""What's with the round faeces?"""
"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."
"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."
"What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!"