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Joke of the Day

"What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!"

"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."

"I just deleted all the German contacts from my phone. It's Hans free"

"How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it."

"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."

"My dad's joke. 'Did you know there were Female hormones in beer?' Because, if you start drinking too much. You don't have the ability to drive, and you get fat."

"What Do You Call Two Trains Crossing A Road? A Bad City Planner!"

"Why did I wear no jeans today? my supply was short."

"today, I told a girl in my class she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised"