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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone that lives next a horse? Their neighbor"
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"Like a baboon stuck in a snowstorm... I should be dead right now."
"I got kicked out if boy scouts for eating a brownie"
"My friend told me that each person creates 10 tons of CO2 a year, and said I should be taking steps to bring that number down so I shot a guy."
"What do you call a run-down and Italian neighborhood? The Sphaghetto"
"A Roman walks into a bar... He says ""I'd like a martinus,"" the bartender replies ""don't you mean a martini?"", the Roman replies ""if I wanted a double I'd have asked for one.'"
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"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver."
"Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!"
"What do you call two crows on a park bench? Attempted murder."