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Joke of the Day

"According to the bible, women's first mistake was listening to the devil. Man's first mistake was listening to the woman."

"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the undies"

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"Coin joke I walked into a music store with $50 I walked out with a Nickleback"

"A conservative is beating a liberal in a debate [removed]"

"So I've been trying to sell my Ubermensch Action Figures... But it's difficult to cater to such a Nietszche Market."

"I've found a great 24-hour Indian restaurant It's my favorite nonstop naan-stop"

"All I had to do to get back into Twitter was type my credit card number into some web site in Japanese! I'M BACK AMERICA!"

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OK!?!?"

"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."