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Joke of the Day
"What's black and smells like Shiraz? Tyrone Lannister"
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"I believe that old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets covering their legs are actually retired mermaids."
"What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy? ""You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops."""
"I received this computer for Christmas yesterday. I'm already ashamed of the things it has seen."
"Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were ""hella jellybeans"" in the jar."
"What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick? An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it."
"What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car."
"Why are blondes such bad cow herders? Because they can't keep their calves together"
"Ronda Rousey and I have something in common We both finish in 34 seconds."
"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"