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Joke of the Day

"How Do You Embarrass An Archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from"

"Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time."

"Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters."

"Gay Bread What do you call a gay piece of bread? A fagguette. A fa"

"Whats do a baby and old people have in common? They both get ditched in the park"

"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"

"How do Australians have sex? They mate"

"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A BMW's pricks are on the inside!"

"What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador."

"I saw the strangest thing ever today. I threw a sausage off the pier and some blind man jumped in after it, then when he reappeared out of the water, he had transformed into a Labrador."