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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He was all right. Andddd I'll see myself out."

"Who was the first man to masturbate in space? The first man in space!"

"Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? Apparently it was a pig fucking deal."

"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."

"camouflage training Drill Sergeant: ""I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"" Corporal: ""Thank you sir."""

"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."

"Microsoft Word just suggested that I change ""you're"" to ""you is"" so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds."

"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""

"My dentist is hysterical:""just let me put the tip in. It won't hurt. I have drugs to numb the pain"" Ha. should go see him professionally!"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish"