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Joke of the Day

"G: Grandma (completely safe watch with grandma) PG: Partial Grandma (slightly awkward) PG13: 13 or more cusses (very awkward) R: NO grandmas"

"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie"

"Do you know the thing about carpets? They demand to be felt."

"What do your cell phone settings and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone!"

"One man's hoe is probably another man's hoe too."

"How come nobody created this obvious children's toy? Squeaky Fromme dolls. Think about it. They'd make good doggie chew toys too...."

"If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a NUT"

"Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded"

"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."

"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""