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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""

"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice."

"A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker."

"I think the main issue with 'The Hunger Games' is that while her life is at stake, boy problems are still presented as legitimate threats."

"Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens"

"Damn, girl... Are you a Pokemon? Cause I wanna make your vulva sore."

"A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime, so I pretended to put candy in his basket."

"Why did the superhero flush the toilet? It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son"

"Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman."

"Say what you want about deaf people."