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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!"
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"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? You'd think it would be ""Arrrr"" but it's actually the C."
"that stage of not showering where you develop a sort of detached, clinical interest in how bad you smell & seeing how much worse it can get"
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate."
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind it's too long."
"What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.? What do I have to do to get ahead around here?"
"I just came in from ________ and boy are my ________ tired. Taco Bell, Bowels"
"Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website."
"What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea? Bouncing on a buoy (boy)"
"Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive? Inflation."