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Joke of the Day

"For valentine's day, I'm taking my wife to see ""50 Shades"". How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up."

"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging around freely... It's women who make it hard."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a scientist walk into a bar... and have a wonderful conversation about politics."

"Sometimes when I go to a buffet... I tip myself."

"A pirate joke kind of day. What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say ""YO HO!"" and walk with a limp!"

"Mathematically speaking, 9/11 was quite rational"

"What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common? They'll never work."

"The best thing about the airport is how me staring at your tits isn't creepy in your country."

"I'm not convinced faith can move mountains, but I know what it can do to skyscrapers. (Come on, it's been 15 years.)"

"I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo."