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Joke of the Day
"What do you call oral sex with your GF when she's menstruating? 6.9"
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"There once was a girl from Leith... who circumcized guys with her teeth. It wasnt for fame, or the love of the game, it was for the cheese underneath."
"I have some OC jokes as well Actually the post snaps in two. THAT WAS A JOKE THX FOR COMING"
"A Conductor ... What do you call a part time conductor ?? . . . a *semiconductor*"
"Over 15k CCTV cameras installed for Obama's visit to India!! This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything. Damned racist's!!"
"How do you circumcise a guy from Florida? By punching the nearest ten year old boy in the back of the head."
"DOCTOR: I have some bad news. You have HIV ROMAN: What?! DOCTOR: Do you have any questions at this time? ROMAN: Yes, wtf is H4?"
"The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart."
"math problem that didn't stump the internet 2 girls 1 cup"
"Your stick figure family window sticker promotes an unrealistic and unhealthy body image for your children."