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Joke of the Day

"Jehovah Witnesses keep coming to my house... So today I decided to answer the door naked and... Well...I solved the Girl Scout problem...."

"Went out for a few drinks with some hedgehogs last night... I got spiked"

"How Am I Doing? I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8"

"If you ever need some really poor grammar I'm you're guy"

"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"

"Are you African? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted!"

"Keep your friends close & your enemies, in your trunk. Unless you're crossing a border. Then don't do that."

"Charlie Sheen is HIV positive It seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood."