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Joke of the Day

"If you ever need some really poor grammar I'm you're guy"

"Some people are complaining about the Trump Presidency... But it's oKKK with me!"

"I tried kicking the habit today. The nun wearing it is extremely pissed."

"making holy water is easy.... you boil the hell out of it but how to you turn that holy water back into regular tap water? You cook the bejesus out of it. *bejesus may be a local slang but i hope not."

"Old But Gold Two dyslexic men walk into a bra..."

"Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me."

"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"I overheard a friend telling his pal ""I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."" ""What is she doing?"" the pal asks. ""Waiting for me to get home."""

"sweaty palms make for good handjobs and that's the quickest way to turn an interview in your favor"

"I used to think I was a fast reader And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called ""9- 11 Jumpers"" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds ...Incoming repost comments"