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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."
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"How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !"
"Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman Because they couldn't call him Seaman"
"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? (X-post from /r/jokes) Because they are out standing in their field."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotopuss"
"Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween; I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."
"It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it."
"Two cannibals, father and son, catch a blonde The son ""Dad, will we take her home and eat her?"" Dad ""No, we will take her home and eat your mom."""
"The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in."
"I had to quit the massage business. I kept rubbing people the wrong way."