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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"
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"Whats the square root of 69? Ate something"
"Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too"
"I woke up to find.. the train I was on had turned into a Pencil. I didn't try to use the toilet though because your not meant to go whilst the train's stationary."
"What do you want to do before you tickle someone? Test-tickles"
"Whenever I see someone pick up an avocado, feel it, and put it back I pick up that same avocado and whisper ""you're still beautiful"" to it."
"One for the scientists of Reddit: What does a posh duck say? Quark."
"Show someone you hate them by buying them an Edible Arrangement."
"I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you."
"When is the only time you can park like a retard? In a handicapped spot."