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Joke of the Day

"Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, ""Still not as good as Monica's."""

"How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel? They were overreacting."

"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down..."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."" he said."

"What's a Russian's favorite service provider? Sprint."

"Text response from a confused carcass: I decay."

"What do pizzas and parents have in common? If they are black, you've got nothing to eat."

"The Ghetto Finger Family Song Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? ... ... ...Daddy?"

"Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease... Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation."

"What was Jesus's least favorite bone? The blasfemur"

"What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner? One's a cunning runt..."