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Joke of the Day
"You know why there are very few American bees these days? They are being replaced by H1Bees."
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"A girl called me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home!"" I went over. Nobody was home."
"Ever heard of a sex position called a 71? Its a 69, and each partner puts a finger up their partners butt!"
"Every one knows about Elvis Everyone knows about Elvis the Pelvis. Less is known about his brother Inis."
"How do you make a horse fast? You take away his food."
"Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it"
"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."
"I wore a Seattle Seahawks jersey to my midterm today. I know I shouldn't but ill pass."
"Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?"
"Why isn't anyone afraid of China? ....Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)"