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Joke of the Day

"What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account? An anonimouse"

"What do you guys think of polar bears? I think they all white."

"*CRASH* *THUMP* *SCREAM* *Husband runs into bedroom* H: OHMYGOD ARE YOU OKAY? Me: Yeah. Just taking off my sports bra."

"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" In 2020."

"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."

"I'm the man putting sexy... .... back into dyslexic."

"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."

"Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them"

"The poodle said to the german shepherd.. ""Hey, you're foaming at the mouth! Do you have rabies?"" The german shepherd smiled and calmly replied ""Nah. I just got done blowing myself."""

"Whenever a wrong number calls me and hangs up I always call em back and tell them it was their loss because I'm really fun to talk to."