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Joke of the Day
"Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them"
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"What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe."
"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."
"A guy is having sex on a first date She's giving him a blow job. He tells her ""suck it harder"". So she does. Then, he yells, ""Blow, blow, the bed sheet is up my ass."""
"Why do women hate panty lines? Because like, it sucks waiting around for underwear."
"A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner. Their waitress walks by and asks ""Is anything alright?"""
"Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again."
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar He orders a beer"
"What does the French chef say to the skeleton? Bony Appetit"
"""Still hung. Over."" -- well endowed truck driver."