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Joke of the Day

"Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them"

"Don't trust atoms They make up everything"

"What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer."

"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."

"[boss finds pics of me snowboarding] ""You missed work bc you said you were sick...& judging from these pics, YOU WERENT LYING"" *fist bump*"

"How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn? They kick a Can"

"What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables? Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair."

"What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"

"NSFW The joke you'd never tell someone in person. I'll start What does a baby's vagina smell like? *Lean in, blows softly in your face*"