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Joke of the Day

"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because i will vote for it!"

"Rest in peace, boiling water. You shall be mist."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the food before it was cool..."

"Why did EA cross the road? The punchline for this joke is 0.99$"

"Not only do I refuse to take the stairs up to my office, when I'm in the elevator I wish there was a chair in it."

"Praying: It's like wanting to help without actually having to help"

"I broke up with my wife We had to be put back together"

"What's a hats favourite thing? Getting head"

"A pharmaceutical company in Canada is offering $47 billion to buy the company that makes Botox. People at Botox were pretty excited I mean, you should've seen the look that wasn't on their faces."