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Joke of the Day

"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."

"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get into a colored wash."

"Happy Birthday to me. 27 years old... in Spice Girl years."

"I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane."

"Q: How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it? A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack."

"My safe word is ""keep going."" It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!"

"What do you say to a chav that has got a job? Bigmac and fries please"

"[NSFW] The Fastest Man Alive ""Thank God you're here Premature Ejaculation Man!""Cried the helpless victim. ""I came as fast as I could!"" responded P.E. Man"

"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."