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Joke of the Day

"Just got a joke after 2 weeks. Pavlov is sitting down reading a book. All of the sudden the phone rings and he says ""Fuck,I forgot to feed the dogs""."

"Being drunk is a very unpleasant experience... Just ask a glass of water."

"All i'm saying is, before Back to the Future 3, he was fine."

"It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit ""send."""

"Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield."

"What is a gay boxer's favorite drink? Fruity punch"

"*flashes smile* *smile calls police*"

"friend: ""we should have a drink sometime"" *never contacts them again*"

"Have I told you about my vacation to Oklahoma? It went fucking horribly."

"Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!"