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Joke of the Day
"Being drunk is a very unpleasant experience... Just ask a glass of water."
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"Eating spicy food is like... Having your whole body sit down for a game of poker. Your stomach always wins while your sinuses and intestines get cleaned out."
"My favorite country star's good songs are about being bad and his bad songs are about being good I'll always love Jason Aladeen"
"Pokemon Sun is better because the Sun would beat the Moon in a fight That's that's why I picked Pokemon Black"
"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."
"A black man and his son are walking on the beach... ... the son asks ""Dad, can I play with your wiener?"" [](/sp) The dad says ""Okay, but don't go too far."""
"I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill."
"Three Nuns Walked Into A Bar The fourth one ducked."
"""I'm on my way."" -People who haven't even left the house yet."
"Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped"