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Joke of the Day
"Have I told you about my vacation to Oklahoma? It went fucking horribly."
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"What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!"
"Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES"
"DR DOG: We need to talk about your weight. PATIENT: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned. DR DOG: *drooling everywhere* Just how big exactly?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
"Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver? Dale Earnhardt jr."
"I went to a zoo that only had dogs It was a shit zoo."
"I'm starting a dating app for people who live in Eastern Virginia I'm calling it Chesapeake BAE"
"Are we sure the wise men who brought frankincense and myrrh weren't just trying to sign Mary up for their essential oils pyramid scheme?"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye-deer"