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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console peasant cross the road ? To render buildings on the other side"
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"Every morning is the dawn of a new error."
"My cat just winked at me and now it's awkward because I only see her as a friend."
"What do you call a woman with an opinion?? Wrong"
"What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords."
"WAITER: what can i get you ME: what do you recommend WAITER: i recommend that you tell me what you want to eat"
"Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden... and they decide to bathe in the river. God shows up and sees Eve washing her vagina and shouts, ""No! Now all of the fish are going to smell like that!"""
"My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed"
"What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans? Eventually the baby stops crying"
"My mate's gambling is getting out of hand. He's just bet his newborn son in our game of poker. I thought, ""I might have to raise him."""