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Joke of the Day
"what happens when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? about halfway"
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"I asked a friend of mine what it was like being a herb farmer.... ...He said its not so bad and that he had a lot of thyme on his hands."
"What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion? Two fingers."
"Why did the sick bird come in jail? Because it was an ill-eagle."
"What did Donald Duck say to Goofy? I Fucked your Dad !! Lol !!"
"Have you heard about the girl with a hereditary disease that gives her diarrhea? It runs in her jeans."
"Bartender: ""Do you want a drink, miss?""nnMe: ""What are my choices?""nnBartender: ""Yes or No."""
"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""
"[Freddy Krueger enters my dream but I'm blasting Rebecca Black on repeat] Who's nightmare is it now Freddy?!"
"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."