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Joke of the Day
"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."
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"I ran 3 miles this morning, so if I did my math correctly, I can eat 3 pounds of cake today."
"Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? NA'CHO CHEESE"
"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"
"How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !"
"How do mob boss mules open doors? With Don-keys."
"Guys, Kelly Kapowski does not belong solely to me She belongs to us all She's R. Kelly"
"Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower? Because they're the largest re-tail-er"
"[at KFC] ""One bargain bucket please"" ""ok sir, and would you like any sides?"" ""Yes please, otherwise the chicken will fall out"""