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Joke of the Day

"Nigeria's president is up for re-election. Good luck Jonathan!"

"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets"

"What do you call a yellow Oreo? An orienteo!"

"I only stop browsing Reddit when I accidentally hit something ..or when it's time to wipe"

"She blinded me with Science. Okay, it was pepper spray."

"British woman suing McDonalds after finding a cigarette in her ONE year old's Happy Meal.As if ciggie wasn't the healthiest thing in the bag"

"I think Bernie would win for sure if he had served in the military and reached the rank of Colonel And he would be sure to get the black vote."

"Tossed and turned all night. I gotta stop moisturizing with salad dressing."

"I set my phone to airplane mode I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it"

"I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus"