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Joke of the Day

"I only stop browsing Reddit when I accidentally hit something ..or when it's time to wipe"

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"

"What's one thing that always sticks up for you when you make bad decisions. A boner. Thank you very much."

"I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked Wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried & he just wanted to get to the party"

"I went to a zoo the other day There was only one animal in the zoo a dog it was a shitzu"

"Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield? Because the stalks are all ears."

"Sean Connery the plumber, available 24/7, rain or shnow. Becaushe the shitty never shleeps."

"Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related"

"Truth in advertising #1: Burger King- Your actually having it our way, and our way consists of making you fat."

"What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto? Carlos"