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Joke of the Day
"She blinded me with Science. Okay, it was pepper spray."
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"I like my women like I like my grenades Hanging around my belt and ready to blow."
"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"A couple is in bed, smoking after sex. He: - According to what I saw and I felt tonight, I'm not the first. She: - Of course not, and according to what I felt, you're not even the last."
"Girl, you be the British and I'll be Paul Revere.... I'll be riding and you'll be coming."
"What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood? Logger-rhythms."
"Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!"
"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"
"I just invented a cell phone that looks like a beer can. Now all you idiots can look cool when you take your picture in a mirror."
"Today somebody told me about a bear that climbs a mountain... ...But the story goes downhill from there."