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Joke of the Day

"A Physics Joke Atoms are very hard to entertain. Only if you approach them with exactly the right energy they get excited."

"You know what they say about citing a source with more than 2 authors.. It's not hard et al."

"What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize."

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink."

"chocolate just tastes better when you pretend a fat German kid drowned in it"

"Inspecting mirrors.... ....is a job I can see myself doing."

"My boobs are so big you can't even motorboat me. You have to row boat me. With oars."

"Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment? Because everyone would get the same Marx."

"How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"What do animals read in zoos? Gnus papers."