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Joke of the Day

"When it comes to Arab countries, the US is like that damaged girl who dates bad boys, ""because I can change him."""

"What kind of newspaper do cows read? The Moo York Times"

"Why is North Korea so lame? It's got no Seoul."

"Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably"

"Jokes What did the lion say to the bee"

"Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny"

"W.I.F.E Will Investigate & Find out Everything"

"You can't put a price on slippery lemons."

"Wanna know something about whiteboards? They're remarkable."

"My morning commute was hectic today. I tripped over a dog toy and almost spilled my coffee. I made it to the couch safely though."