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Joke of the Day

"When it comes to Arab countries, the US is like that damaged girl who dates bad boys, ""because I can change him."""

"Three guys walked into a bar... the fourth one ducked."

"When I was getting a prostate exam, I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."

"So a Jewish kid asks his dad for $30... His dad says, ""twenty bucks! What do you need ten bucks for?!"""

"If we take a shower together and sing... Then we can do it while we duet"

"If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell ""what about the baby!"" You'll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes"

"So an Alzheimer's patient was telling a joke... Clarence, is that you?"

"A terminally ill man asked his doctor how much longer he had to live. The doctor responded, ""Ten."" ""What do you mean, ten? Ten years? Ten months? Ten-"" ""Nine... Eight..."""

"What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men? A pastryarchy."

"I'm so high, I just tried to Google ""My favorite songs""."