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Joke of the Day

"What kind of cheese did Medusa eat? Gorgon zola."

"Why do people ask ""what the hell were you thinking""? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it"

"In response to being asked if I had a good weekend: Days off are like blowjobs -- even the bad ones are good."

"Star Wars really beat me in movies.. Rogue One, Me Zero."

"I'm sorry, everyone who wrote stay cool in my yearbooks"

"I used 5 different things as a napkin today and one of them was my neighbour."

"Who is a penguin's favorite relative? His Aunt Arctica"

"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."

"What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day."

"A young boy once reached out to the grab some fog but he mist."