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Joke of the Day
"What's the oldest red wine in America? ""Give us back our land!"""
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"So I told my girlfriend that she'd look better with her hair back... Which apparently is a very rude thing to say to a cancer patient."
"The bartender says... ""We don't serve tachyons here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."
"If I ever get promoted to God I'm creating cupcake trees."
"What did the police do to the sweater? They pulled it over."
"Answering school teachers like... Teacher: What is the outside of a tree called? Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow."
"Why doesn't a skeleton fall in love with a human. maybe it's Because the skeleton doesn't have a heart."
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, how do you think the egg was made? (I'm not sure how original this is, but I just thought of it.)"
"Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark"