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Joke of the Day

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, how do you think the egg was made? (I'm not sure how original this is, but I just thought of it.)"

"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"

"A magician was driving in his car... ...and he turned into a driveway."

"Why was the storm trooper such a good dad? He could never hit his kids."

"What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear? 26"" rims"

"Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell? They weren't invented yet."

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

"What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!"

"What do you call a can after it completes college? A graduated cylinder."

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."