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Joke of the Day

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, how do you think the egg was made? (I'm not sure how original this is, but I just thought of it.)"

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"I just don't get bukkake It goes straight over my head."
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"Where do man-splainers get their water? From a well, actually..."
"Spain are blaming their loss this evening on the weather. Apparently it was 2 Chile."
"What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti Halloweenies Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie."
"In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved."
"What do you call a Black Man flying a Plane? The Pilot you racist fuck."
"What rock group has four guys and no singers? Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day! http://i.imgur.com/N8LF0HU.png"