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Joke of the Day
"You say cannibal, I say people person."
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"[NSFW] Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks"
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"Objection your honor! He's badgering the witness lmao *Courtroom erupts in laughter* Badger: Ok seriously I'm a lawyer and deserve respect"
"What state is the highest on every top 50 list? Colorado."
"Whenever I browse an NSFW Subreddit . . . . . . I always sort it by Hot."
"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."
"What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !"