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Joke of the Day

"Some Christmas jokes A guy I helped at work told me these jokes. They're terrible. I love them. What goes HO HO HO thud? Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO? A Pimp taking inventory."

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA."

"Of course I can tweet, talk on the phone, eat a hamburger, and apply my lipstick. I'm only driving, you know."

"Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently."

"You wanna hear something funny? It's one of /r/jokes..!! Stranger: (/r/jokes ..? I don't even know this guy.) Stranger: /u/mustbejokingright ?"

"If you are reading this you are probably not blind."

"I think this is a repost. Why did Lady Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !"

"Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal? He wasn't cut out for this."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It's going to take me awhile to get hard. I just got laid by a chick."""