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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! [ ](http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/warnerbros/42096/images/42096-hi-Bugs_Bunny.jpg)"

"How come the steel clad soldiers from the Ming Dynasty lost to the Knights of Eastern Europe? They had a chink in their armor."

"I can't come tonight, couldn't get a babysitter.. It is really difficult to get a babysitter when you don't have any children."

"What is a salad's favorite type of road? A bowl-ivard"

"Clever yo mama jokes The title says it all. Heres one: Yo mama so fat that light bends around her."

"A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him She texts him : ""your new vehicle has been launched"". He replies : "" is it with gear stick or automatic?"""

"Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has Cottonballs"

"What do you call a sexy Muslim A ji-hottie!"

"What does the most interesting man in the world eat for breakfast? Dos Eggies"

"What do you call someone who masturbates a lot? A nutcracker."