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Joke of the Day

"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"

"The best vacation? Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn't matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep."

"I used to have a friend who practiced acupuncture."

"Did you see the newspaper report about the midget psychiatrist wanted by the police.... The headline said ""Small medium at large""... I'll see myself out!"

"""Please stand for the Paralympic anthem."""

"Marriage is for men who miss staying with their parents."

"How do you tell the difference between a normal potato from a slutty potato? The slutty one has the sticker that reads Idaho."

"A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows... The steaks had never been higher."

"Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen."

"Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds."