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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a good dick joke? ...hold on, it's coming."
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"Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think were gonna have an indoor baby."
"Names that when read out loud sound dirty Hue Janis Hue Jazz Dixie Normous Jack Mehoff Mike Hawk Phil Mahooters Philip Mabung"
"Why are some people so afraid of second dipping when they probably put their mouths on someone's genital before?"
"if you can't put two and two together you might actually enjoy the plot of the new star wars movie"
"Smallpox sounds so adorable"
"Wanna see some black magic? Sorry, i meant African American Magic"
"I don't know why everyone is mad at Subway jared He's just a fat man in a little girls body"
"What do you call a German with a bad attitude? A sour Kraut."
"I wonder if Ninja-Siri wields Cortanas."